"Snake, I can't believe you! I leave you alone for fifteen minutes, and when I peek in on you, Rainbow's a scientologist, Cherry Jubilee is doing unspeakable things with a vibrating DualShock control pad, and to top it all off, the library basement is flooded with apple crunk juice! What do you have to say for yourself?!"

"We've managed to avoid drowning?"

"...Just get over here and kiss me already."

-Pony Gear Solid-